Chocolate Plane

It’s all go in the business world and in their attempt to keep ahead of the game BA have responded to Air China’s merger with Pot Noodles.

In the early hours of this morning it was announced that British Airways and Cadburys would be merging.

A spokesman for BA said alot about it but all that I could make out was that on all day flights from the UK each passenger would be getting a dairy Milk chocolate bar and all flights that left during dark hours would get a bar of Bournville.

Cadburys spokesman Bill Wonker said this was an exciting announcement for both companies but could not promise the safety of all jobs.

Initial reports suggest that Cadburys factory workers and cabin crew will now be participating in the same training courses so that both companies can make use of their multi-silled workforce. Uniforms will also be merged suggesting that you will now be served your in-flight meals by what can only be described as an Oompa Loompa. Of course cabin crew staff will still be able to apply their orange glow make-up.

I for one hope Air India do not merge with their favourite dish, unless of course they increase the amount of toilets on-board.