You can’t please everyone all of the time!

Hard to believe |I know, but even we at http://www.cruise.co.uk/ get the occasional grumble from our clients when they return from their cruise, Not necessarily something that we did wrong, but something that wasn’t quite to their liking on the ship, and it’s strange how something that would seem so insignificant to most of us can assume epic proportions to some people.

I just found the following, not really cruise related but hey! These are genuine complaints from holidaymakers – really funny!
Enjoy!

1. On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don’t like spicy food at all.
2. The beach was too sandy.
3. I bought a snorkel and swimming mask for my six-year-old son, but he was too upset to use them as the fish frightened him.
4. It rained on my birthday.
5. Topless sunbathing on the beach should be banned. The holiday was ruined as my husband spent all day looking at other women.
6. I think it should be explained in the brochure that the local store does not sell proper biscuits like custard creams or ginger nuts.
7. It’s lazy of the local shopkeepers to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during ‘siesta’ time – this should be banned.
8. We bought ‘Ray-Ban’ sunglasses for five euros (£3.50) from a street trader, only to find out they were fake.
9. None of the hotel staff was English, and the tea didn’t taste the same as at home.
10. I would like to complain about the price of alcohol in the resort. It was too cheap and I woke with a hangover every day.