The most ridiculous complaints ever!

I have done a few blogs on this before however I am incredulous to some of the things that people complain about these days.

Here’s a few and feel free to add any you have heard:

• There is too much sand on the beach

• There are too many fish in the sea

• We bought ‘Ray Ban’ sunglasses from a street trader for five Euros only to discover they were fake

• There were too many Chinese people (whilst on a Far East cruise)

• We had to queue outside with no air conditioning

• Children were allowed on the cruise ship (Britannia – a family ship)

• My husband got distracted by topless sunbathers

• The Great Wall of China was just a wall

• And in the same ilk the Grand canyon is just rocks

• The Mona Lisa was too small and also the Little Mermaid

• No wifi at Machu Picchu and its too high

• We usually come off our cruises heavier and this time we put on no weight. Its not good enough!

• We didn’t know it would rain a lot in Norway

• The maid  who cleaned our rooms made the towels into Swans. I don’t like Swans.

• I got sunburnt and should have been warned the sun in Mexico is brighter than that in England

• The flight time was unfair. It took us 9 hours to get home from Jamaica to England but the Americans got home in under three hours.

• There was curry in India.

• It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel

• The beach had too many fat people. It was gross

• Why doesn’t everyone speak English? We went Spain and no one understood English. We will never go back there again

• You told us that there was a rooftop pool, but above us was just another room

Are there any others that you can think of?