Pre-soiled underwear safe – and other ridiculous travel accessories!

Honestly you could not make it up regarding this weeks blog. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at some of the suggestions I have come across. Here is my top 10 which are in no particular order.

Motorised Scooter Suitcase

I think this is my favourite as I can just imagine my husband and I scooting across the airport with our four children in pursuit.

Travel Coffee Cup Holder

Just slightly concerned you forget and try and check your luggage in with it still attached.

B-Tourist Strip

This is the most ridiculous suggestion ever. How does this give you privacy as the person sat next to you would be laughing so hard you would get no peace.

Sky Rest Travel Pillow

This looks amazingly comfortable. I want one now.

Collapsible Boots

I think these are a great idea to have in your hand luggage for those sudden jungle treks.

Portable Bidet In A Bottle

Not sure what to say about this so when you cannot say something nice say nothing at all.

Slot Flop Sandals

Perfect addition to any cruise for keeping your key card safe.

Washable Plane Seat Cover

Would you really have time to put this on your seat and would your fellow passengers be happy with the hold up whilst you were doing it.

Gas B Gone Flatulence Cushion

This filters unpleasant smells as they happen – only problem is really they need to be issued to everyone to be in a win win situation.

Underwear Safe

Okay I can kind of understand this but the fact that they come pre-soiled really was not necessary or do the makers think that this will deter people from rummaging in your knickers?

Which would you use and which would you never ever consider?